“Of course, after an orgasm you will have to have a shower,” said the wife. “Well, I won’t have any of those then,” DS1 harrumphed. Ah, the perils of telling your child that their expression made them appear orgasmic, and then having to explain what that meant. Sometimes giving him an insight into adult life isn't always the best policy. And it seems that even that height of pleasure won’t improve things on the washing

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